An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.
The officer said: "Ma'am did you know you were speeding?" The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He says you were speeding!"
The patrolman says: "May I see your license?" The woman turns to her husband and asks again, "What did he say?" The old man yells: "He wants to see your license!" The woman gave the officer her license.
The patrolman says: "I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I've ever seen." The woman turned to her husband and asked, "What did he say?"
And the old man yells: "He said he knows you!"
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