我老婆的照片
[ 2008-10-03 15:14 ]
A businessman enters a tavern(酒館), sits down at bar,orders a double martini on the rocks.
After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.
After he finishes that, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket before orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at the photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
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