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Why did the clock get sick? |
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Why did the doctor switch jobs? |
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How do you avoid falling hair? |
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There is a place where yesterday always follows today. Where?
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What kind of can never needs a can opener? |
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What has one foot on each side and one in the middle? |
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What has a neck, but no head? |
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Why do statues and paintings of George Washington always show him standing?
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What driver doesn't have a license?
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What part of a clock is always old? |
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When does an astronaut stop to eat? |
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What do you say to a bully with cotton in his ears? |
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What do you call a cat that drinks lemonade? |
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What animal is always at a baseball game? |
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What animal can jump higher than a house? |
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Three girls walked under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet? |
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How are false teeth like stars? |
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How are a mouse and an old door alike? |
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What is the poorest bank in the world? |
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How do we know the ocean is friendly? |
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What kind of water should people drink in order to be healthy? |
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What book has the most stirring chapters? |
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What kind of dog doesn't bite or bark? |
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Why is an empty purse always the same? |
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What's every baby's motto? |
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where do smart dogs refuse to shop? |
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What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? |
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My sides are firmly laced about,Yet nothing is within;You'll think my head is strange indeed,Being nothing else but skin. |
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As round as an apple, As deep as a pail; It never cries out, Till it's caught by the tail. |
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