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How can you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep? |
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How can you light a candle with a box of candles and no matches? |
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If a neighbor's peacock laid an egg in your yard,whose egg would it be? |
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What do you call an overweight pumpkin? |
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Should you eat your soup with your right or left hand? |
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What always speaks the truth but remains silent? |
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What are a banker's favourite vowels? |
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What animal took the most luggage into the Ark and what animal took the least? |
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What are the largest ants in the world? |
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What can have hundreds of limbs but can't walk? |
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What breed of dog has no tail? |
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What band can't play music? |
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What can a man be that a woman can't? |
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What cakes do children dislike? |
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How does a ghost open his gate? |
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When do people have two mouth? |
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How do you know a photographer is always progressive? |
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Why do you think doctors are mean? |
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Why do carpenters think there's no such thing as gold in this world? |
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What can you tell from Peter's record card with extremely poor grades? |
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What time is it when a man is chased by ten dogs? |
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What's even harder to catch if you run faster? |
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How do you make a turtle fast? |
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Why is an argument like a pen? |
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Why do little birds in the nest agree with each other? |
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What can fall on a lake yet not make ripples in the water? |
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Why is the bride unhappy on her wedding day? |
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