A lawyer is standing in a long line at the box office. Suddenly, he feels a pair of hands kneading his shoulders, back, and neck.
The lawyer turns around. "What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"I'm a chiropractor, and I'm just keeping in practice while I'm waiting in line."
"Well, I'm a lawyer, but you don't see me screwing the guy in front of me, do you?"
knead: 揉捏,按摩,推拿(肌肉等)
chiropractor: 手療法醫(yī)師;脊骨神經(jīng)科醫(yī)生
screw: 詐騙(錢(qián)財(cái)?shù)龋?/p>