How to decipher the exaggerations and deceptions of matchmaking professionals

The Lunar New Year should be a joyous time of reunion with parents and other loved ones. But as any young person will know, it can also be filled up with fielding nosy questions from annoying relatives.

What starts as a simple inquiry into your relationship status over dinner may escalate into a full-blown rant about the downsides of staying single. "I'm good on my own right now. I don't need a partner!" you want to yell, but your family disagrees—and may have already arranged for you to meet people in the age-old tradition of 相親 (xiāng qīn), or blind dates, to find a marriage candidate (often set up through professional matchmakers).

Get roped into it and you'll find the world of xiangqin can be a strange place filled with lonely souls desperate for love. What's more, much like a job interview (面試, miàn shì), xiangqin dating is rife with jargon and dishonesty. There's so much hyperbole that the art of xiangqin speech has its own name: 相親暗語 (xiāng qīn àn yǔ).

This deception begins with appearance. When you ask to see the other person's portrait but the matchmaker tells you, "A photo is not available. Just meet them in person and you'll see (沒有照片，見一面就知道了 méi yǒu zhào pian, jiàn yī miàn jiù zhī dào le)," you should press for more details. The matchmaker may try to reassure you, describing the potential match like this:

This guy is just a tad under 180cm tall. He has well-proportioned facial features and a prosperous appearance.
Xiǎo huǒ zi yī bā líng chà yī diǎn, wǔ guān duān zhèng, zhǎng de yě yǒu fú qì.
小伙子一八零差一點(diǎn)，五官端正，長得也有福氣。

You will likely soon discover that "prosperous appearance" is a euphemism for being on the heavier side, and the person probably isn't anywhere close to the promised height. Meanwhile, anyone described as "well-educated and courteous (有文化，很斯文 yǒu wén huà hěn sī wén)," probably just wears glasses.

There are reasons why matchmakers tend to overpromise and underdeliver. Parents are eager for their offspring to settle down, and matchmakers profit most from successful matches, so they embellish the truth to make a candidate more appealing. As the only party with potential losses, you should remain careful and alert at all times. After all, the same rule applies to matchmaking as to any other business: "buyer beware."

Matchmakers are masters of the paradoxical arts of trivialization and exaggeration:

They may be a few years older than you, but they're stable and reliable, and they'll treat you well!
Suī rán bǐ nǐ dà le jǐ suì, dàn chéng shú wěn zhòng, huì téng rén a!
雖然比你大了幾歲，但成熟穩(wěn)重，會疼人??！

This person may turn out to be a bachelor old enough to be your parent.

In addition to appearance or personality, the system of obscure language can be applied to career and family background as well. For example, your uncle might introduce you to his colleague's son, claiming:

He is a nice guy from a traditional family, and very filial to his parents. He's studying hard for the civil service exam.
Tā rén hěn hǎo, jiā lǐ bǐ jiào chuán tǒng, duì bà mā yě tè bié xiào shùn, zhèng zài bèi kǎo gōng wù yuán.
他人很好，家里比較傳統(tǒng)，對爸媽也特別孝順，正在備考公務(wù)員。

However, upon closer inspection, this person may not be so ideal. Being a "nice guy" may equate to not much fun. And if you end up with a "filial son," you run the risk of being bossed around by your in-laws, while your obedient partner agrees with every word his parents say. The fishiest part concerns the test preparation—which means he's probably unemployed.

Another trick to finding the truth lies in understanding what is left unsaid. For instance, if the matchmaker describes someone like this:

They have a secure iron rice bowl job. They're ambitious and full of potential, although they can be a little straightforward sometimes.
Gōng zuò wěn dìng tiě fàn wǎn, yǒu shàng jìn xīn, shì ge qián lì gǔ, jiù shì yǒu diǎn xīn zhí kǒu kuài.
工作穩(wěn)定鐵飯碗，有上進(jìn)心，是個(gè)潛力股，就是有點(diǎn)心直口快。

Note that the person has a job, but the salary isn't mentioned. Their "ambition" may mean endless meetings and overtime, leaving little time for romance. Having a lot of potential, probably means their current situation is less than ideal. They may not have a car or a home, which many Chinese consider a prerequisite for men to have before marriage.

Candidates themselves are not entirely candid about their intentions, either. They may utilize flattering words to describe themselves or soften their excessive requirements. If someone says:

I'm starting my own business, and looking for a down-to-earth, family-oriented woman who can share the joy and sorrow of life with me.
Wǒ zhèng zài chuàng yè, xī wàng zhǎo ge xián huì gù jiā, huì guò rì zi de rén, néng gòu yǔ wǒ tóng gān gòng kǔ.
我正在創(chuàng)業(yè)，希望找個(gè)賢惠顧家，會過日子的人，能夠與我同甘共苦。

Their true intention may be to find a partner who "shares" his woe by doing housework and taking care of the family besides working a full-time job. Since the person explicitly mentions a "down-to-earth" life, expect some financial austerity. As for the joy, who knows when it will come.

Eventually, after rounds of blind dates, you might meet a friend of a friend who seems the perfect match—financially secure, reliable, and good-looking. Your friend even vouches for the person's thoughtfulness, claiming they are "very considerate and know how to look after people (很體貼，會照顧人 hěn tǐ tiē, huì zhào gù rén)." But before you get your hopes up, make sure they're actually looking to date and not just another happy single forced into xiangqin by their parents.

來源：The World of Chinese
編輯：萬月英