彈幕和評(píng)論早已成了看視頻的“佐餐必備”。要是彈幕不夠會(huì)“養(yǎng)肥了”再來(lái)看；刷完視頻也不會(huì)退出，左滑進(jìn)去評(píng)論區(qū)看看網(wǎng)友的才華巧思。

英文互聯(lián)網(wǎng)中的彈幕網(wǎng)站并沒(méi)有它們的強(qiáng)大對(duì)手YouTube那么大的體量。在YouTube上雖沒(méi)有彈幕，但是評(píng)論區(qū)卻是跟B站有著許多相似之處，你看。

搶沙發(fā)
First!

For some unknown reason, many people feel like it's an accomplishment to leave the first comment on a video. Thus, you'll find a "First!" comment on nearly every video, especially if you're among the first viewers.
不知什么原因，很多人覺(jué)得在視頻下面留下第一條評(píng)論是一種成就。因此你會(huì)發(fā)現(xiàn)幾乎每一個(gè)視頻下面都有人評(píng)論“第一！”，如果你是頭一批點(diǎn)進(jìn)去的尤其能看到這種評(píng)論。

Nowadays, YouTube only lets you sort comments by the best first or newest first. So even if anyone cared (which they don't), there's really no way to see who was first. If you somehow stumble upon a video with zero comments, resist the temptation to leave this comment. Add something of value instead.
如今，YouTube只允許你按最新評(píng)論或最佳評(píng)論排序。所以即使有人想看（沒(méi)人），也真的沒(méi)有辦法知道誰(shuí)是第一。如果你無(wú)意中發(fā)現(xiàn)了一個(gè)沒(méi)有評(píng)論的視頻，請(qǐng)抵制留下這種評(píng)論的誘惑，評(píng)論點(diǎn)有價(jià)值的東西。

搶第一這個(gè)習(xí)慣在B站也是由來(lái)已久，早年間彈幕里會(huì)飄過(guò)非常多的“第一”?，F(xiàn)在彈幕和評(píng)論區(qū)也會(huì)留下許多“xx分鐘”、“剛出鍋 滾燙”、“燙手”，表示自己看到這個(gè)視頻的時(shí)候，該視頻是多久前發(fā)出的，好像誰(shuí)的時(shí)間短誰(shuí)才是真愛(ài)粉一樣。

有厭煩這類彈幕的用戶就會(huì)搶先留下“下面請(qǐng)欣賞考試倒數(shù)名次”這樣的彈幕以示回?fù)簟?/p>

這就是座機(jī)畫(huà)質(zhì)嗎？
Was This Filmed on a Potato?

You're always sure to find a comment like this on videos of extremely poor quality. Whether it's old and recorded on primitive hardware, or is instead shaky or out of focus, someone always points it out. If you're actually able to record a video with a potato, please let us know.
你一定會(huì)在畫(huà)質(zhì)極差的視頻里找到這樣的評(píng)論。要么是老視頻，要么是用原始設(shè)備拍的，或者是畫(huà)面搖晃沒(méi)對(duì)準(zhǔn)焦，總會(huì)有人這么評(píng)論。不過(guò)如果你真的能用土豆錄制視頻，請(qǐng)告知我們。

B站也不乏許多畫(huà)質(zhì)糟糕的視頻，多集中于“鬼畜區(qū)”。這些年代久遠(yuǎn)的視頻畫(huà)質(zhì)堪憂絲毫沒(méi)有阻擋它們成為鬼畜頂流視頻的素材，甚至糟糕的畫(huà)質(zhì)本身就是鬼畜揶揄調(diào)侃的一部分。

有人20xx年還在看這個(gè)嗎？
Is Anyone Else Watching This in 20xx?

Find a popular YouTube video that's been around for years, or a music video of an old song, and you're sure to see this comment. Many others have watched the video this year and will continue to do so for years to come.
搜一個(gè)流行多年的YouTube視頻或者一首老歌的MV，你肯定會(huì)看到這種評(píng)論。很多人今年看了這段視頻，在今后幾年里也會(huì)有人看。

這一點(diǎn)在中文互聯(lián)網(wǎng)的視頻中也十分常見(jiàn)，“2021年回來(lái)留言”、“2019年還在看”在某些值得回味的音樂(lè)視頻或者其他經(jīng)典視頻中簡(jiǎn)直是一道景觀。

看下我的頻道！
Check Out My Channel!

You’ll often see people leave comments on videos asking others to check out their channel. A lot of the time the linked channels aren't anything special. Sometimes these commenters are young kids who say they "don't have a chance" in an attempt to get sympathy. It's difficult to gain a following on YouTube, but you should do so by creating quality content instead of begging for views.
你經(jīng)常會(huì)看到人們?cè)谝曨l上留言要求其他人逛下他們的頻道。大多數(shù)時(shí)候鏈接的頻道沒(méi)有什么特別的。有時(shí)候這些評(píng)論者都是小孩兒，說(shuō)自己“沒(méi)有流量”，試圖獲得同情。在YouTube上獲得粉絲的確很難，但你應(yīng)該通過(guò)創(chuàng)建高質(zhì)量的內(nèi)容來(lái)做到這一點(diǎn)，而不是乞求瀏覽量。

點(diǎn)踩的都是什么心態(tài)？
Witty Dislike Comments

Unless the owner disables the function, YouTube lets everyone see how many likes/dislikes a video has. On videos with mostly likes, people will often leave a comment "explaining" why the small number of people disliked the video. For instance, someone might comment "50k people got so hyped that they hit the dislike button by accident".
除非視頻博主禁用該功能，否則YouTube可以讓每個(gè)人看到一個(gè)視頻有多少贊/踩。在大多數(shù)人喜歡的視頻上，人們通常會(huì)留下評(píng)論“解釋”為什么少數(shù)人不喜歡這個(gè)視頻。例如，有人可能會(huì)評(píng)論說(shuō)：“有5萬(wàn)人嗨到意外按了踩”。

因?yàn)閅ouTube有給視頻點(diǎn)踩的功能，因此看到踩數(shù)的人可能就會(huì)在評(píng)論里嘲諷與自己喜好不同人，不僅要抨擊人家不分場(chǎng)合說(shuō)話，甚至?xí)仙饺松砉簟?/p>

引用視頻里的某句話
Quoting the Video

Don't have anything witty to say? Why not just take a quote from the video and paste it as your comment? This is a common sight. Whether it's because people are just lazy or because they want to garner as many pointless thumbs-up ratings as possible, we're not sure.
實(shí)在沒(méi)什么評(píng)論好寫(xiě)嗎？為什么不直接從視頻中引用一句話粘貼成評(píng)論呢？這種現(xiàn)象太常見(jiàn)了。不懂是因?yàn)槿藗兲珣羞€是他們想獲得盡可能多的毫無(wú)意義的點(diǎn)贊。

但是直接把視頻里的某句話搬運(yùn)到評(píng)論區(qū)里說(shuō)出來(lái)在B站可能純粹就是認(rèn)同up主的觀點(diǎn)，某些時(shí)候可能也是用來(lái)開(kāi)玩笑。直接引用視頻文本的目的可以有很多，不會(huì)是像YouTube里一樣很多都有抄襲騙贊嫌疑。

有誰(shuí)是因?yàn)閤xx來(lái)的嗎？
Anyone Else Here Because of...?

Here's another one you'll see on all sorts of videos. A music track featured in a video game, an original video referenced by a remixer, and similar ones always have comments like this. It's great that you're expanding your horizons like this, but you really don't need to let everyone know how you found the video.
各種視頻里你都可能見(jiàn)到這種評(píng)論。游戲里的音樂(lè)原聲視頻，混音師提到的原音樂(lè)視頻，類似這種的都會(huì)出現(xiàn)這條評(píng)論。能這樣拓寬閱片挺好的，但是你真的不必讓別人知道你是怎么找到這個(gè)視頻的。

在B站這類彈幕或者評(píng)論簡(jiǎn)直太多，音樂(lè)原聲帶的相關(guān)視頻自不必說(shuō)，另外因?yàn)橐曨l底下都會(huì)有推薦視頻，因此這些推薦視頻下面很難不出現(xiàn)“從xxx那兒來(lái)”這樣的評(píng)論/彈幕。

我剛剛看了啥？
What Did I Just Watch?

Similar to the "I'm in the weird part of YouTube again" comment, this one is another stale response. If the video really was weird, why not talk about what makes it so strange instead of leaving this bland remark?
跟“我現(xiàn)在逛到Y(jié)ouTube奇怪的分區(qū)了”這條評(píng)論類似，“我剛剛看了啥？”這條也是被用爛了。如果視頻真的很奇怪，為啥不直接說(shuō)奇怪的原因呢，留這條毫無(wú)意義的評(píng)論干嘛？

表示自己寧愿臨終時(shí)也在看這個(gè)視頻
Your Final Moments

To express how much they love a video, you'll often see people leave a comment like these:
為了表示自己多么喜歡一條視頻，你經(jīng)常會(huì)看到有人評(píng)論說(shuō)：

1.best hour of my life. 人生中最棒的一小時(shí)
2.I hope people didn’t die watching this. 我希望看這條視頻的人沒(méi)因此故去
3.Doctor: You have one hour to live. 醫(yī)生：你只有一小時(shí)可活了
Me: (Opens this video) 我：（打開(kāi)了這條視頻）

I don't know if watching a YouTube video would be in my short list of what to do in my final hours, but I think I'll need a doctor if I see another one of these comments.
我不知道我的遺愿清單里會(huì)不會(huì)有一條是必須得看某個(gè)視頻，但我覺(jué)得我要是再看到這種評(píng)論我就得看醫(yī)生了。

后面這幾條YouTube的評(píng)論現(xiàn)象在中文互聯(lián)網(wǎng)上并不太常見(jiàn)，B站的彈幕自然也有評(píng)論沒(méi)有的體驗(yàn)。

比方說(shuō)可以在心愛(ài)的視頻下與其他正在看視頻的小伙伴打招呼——“另外3個(gè)朋友你們好啊”——雖說(shuō)人家可能在進(jìn)度條的后面，看不到你的惺惺相惜，但絲毫不妨礙后來(lái)者發(fā)現(xiàn)同好并找到歸屬感。

Notes

stumble [?st?mbl] v 跌跌撞撞地走
primitive [?pr?m?t?v] adj 原始的；遠(yuǎn)古的
stale [ste?l] adj 陳腐的；沒(méi)有新意的；老掉牙的

編輯：李雪晴
來(lái)源: MakeUseOf