哪怕沒(méi)遇到炒魷魚(yú)、分手這樣的事，也經(jīng)常有些小事讓我們炸毛。有人借走你的耳機(jī)，還給你的時(shí)候上面還粘著他們耳朵里的迷之物體？真惡心！想吃個(gè)開(kāi)心果，結(jié)果居然沒(méi)有開(kāi)口？真是讓人腦仁疼！BoredPand網(wǎng)站收集了一份清單，那些時(shí)常毀了你一天好心情的小事都名列在冊(cè)?？吹侥骋粭l，你一定會(huì)說(shuō)，“沒(méi)錯(cuò)，真讓人抓狂！”

1. Every Time Using Microsoft Word
每次使用微軟文檔編輯軟件的時(shí)候，
Moves an image 1mm to the left
把圖片往左移了1毫米，
All text and images shift. 4 new pages appear.
接著所有的文字和圖片就都亂了。出現(xiàn)了4個(gè)空白頁(yè)！

2. The Worst Part About Job Applications
在找工作時(shí)最討厭的環(huán)節(jié)
Step 1 Upload your resume
第一步：上傳自己的簡(jiǎn)歷
Step 2 Re-enter everything that’s already on your resume.
第二步：把所有已經(jīng)寫(xiě)在簡(jiǎn)歷上的東西再輸入一遍

3.When A Plug Covers The Outlet Next To It
當(dāng)一個(gè)插頭擋住了旁邊的插孔的時(shí)候

4. He Asked Me What The Hell I Was Taking A Picture Of. I Told Him I Was Taking A Pic Of The D-Bag That Needs To Occupy 2 Handicap Spots To Eat Some Fries
他問(wèn)我在拍什么東西。我告訴他我在拍一個(gè)混蛋。這家伙橫占了兩個(gè)殘障車(chē)位，就為了吃薯?xiàng)l！

5.People Who Leave A Train Like This
下火車(chē)的時(shí)候留下這樣一攤爛攤子的人

6.Laptop At The Movies
看電影的時(shí)候用筆記本電腦的人

7.Found This Note In My Hotel Bed Last Night
昨晚我在酒店房間里找到了這張紙條
If you’re reading this note, they didn’t change the sheets!
如果你發(fā)現(xiàn)了這張紙條，那就說(shuō)明他們沒(méi)換床單！

8.Went To See Isle Of Dogs Tonight. This Woman Brought Her 2-Year-Old Son To This PG-13 Movie. When He Started To Cry, Instead Of Taking Him Out, She Put Peppa Pig On Her Phone On High Volume For Him To Watch, Which He Did For The Remaining Hour Of The Movie
晚上去看了《犬之島》。一個(gè)女士帶著兩歲大的兒子來(lái)看這部13歲以下限制觀看的電影。當(dāng)小男孩開(kāi)始哭鬧時(shí)，她沒(méi)有將他帶出去，而是用手機(jī)給他看《小豬佩奇》，聲音超大，這場(chǎng)電影剩下的時(shí)間里他就一直這樣。

9.The Way My Wife Opens Things
我妻子開(kāi)包裝的方式

10.This Tape Is Dead To Me.
這卷膠帶對(duì)我來(lái)說(shuō)已經(jīng)廢了

11.The Fact That We’re Expected To Read These Before Ticking “Yes, I’ve Read And Accept The Terms And Conditions”
事實(shí)上，當(dāng)屏幕上出現(xiàn)“是的，我已閱讀并接受相關(guān)條款規(guī)定”時(shí)，我們應(yīng)該先閱讀完畢，再點(diǎn)擊“確定”

12.When The Fabric Gets Stuck Inside Your Zipper
當(dāng)布料卡進(jìn)了拉鏈里的時(shí)候

13.How Did You Get Hired?
你是怎么被雇用的？

14.Why Can't They Design Their Cables Better?
他們就設(shè)計(jì)不出好一點(diǎn)的充電線(xiàn)嗎？

15.Oh, I Have Too Many E-Mails In My Inbox? Why Don't You Send Me An E-Mail About It Everyday
噢，我的收件箱里郵件太多了嗎？你怎么不每天給我發(fā)一封郵件，提醒一下我？

16. I Counted 29 Items. I Had One
數(shù)了一下，前面的人有29件商品。我只有一件。

17.When You Tear Exactly Where It Says To, But The Bag Remains Sealed
當(dāng)你按指示的位置撕包裝袋，可就是打不開(kāi)

18."I Guess I'll Just Buy Another Thing To Knock Down The Candy Bar"
“我想我只能再買(mǎi)一樣?xùn)|西，把糖果棒敲下來(lái)了……”

19.These Tiny Cuts That Randomly Show Up And Itch Like Hell
隨機(jī)出現(xiàn)的這種小傷口，疼痛難忍！

20.These Long Stairs That Require You To Have Either One Awkwardly Long Stride Or Two Awkwardly Short Strides For Each Step
這些寬寬的臺(tái)階，要你每上一個(gè)就不得不費(fèi)力跨一大步，或者別扭地走兩小步

翻譯：小木
來(lái)源：滬江英語(yǔ)