人生要學會苦中作樂，下面的“毒舌”，總有一款能打動你的心~

“My prince is not coming on a white horse. He’s obviously riding a turtle somewhere really confused...”

“我的王子并沒有騎著白馬向我走來，很顯然他正在哪兒騎著烏龜困惑不已……”

“Dear Bestfriend, please stay in my life forever because you’re one of the best things to ever happen to me.”

“親愛的好朋友，請永遠待在我的生命里，因為你是我遇到的最美好的事情之一。”

“Can I borrow a hug please? I promise!! I’ll give u it back!!”

“我能借個擁抱嗎？我保證我會還給你的！！”

“Never go to bed angry… Stay awake and plot revenge.”

“不要帶著怒氣上床睡覺……保持清醒計劃復仇?！?/p>

“I was put on this earth to do two things. Piss people off and make people smile. Which lucky one are you?.”

“我來到世界上有兩個任務。讓別人憤怒和讓別人開心，你屬于哪一類呢？”

“My wallet is like an onion. When I open it, it makes me cry.”

“我的錢包像洋蔥一樣。當我打開它時，它會讓我哭泣?！?/p>

“I don’t easily trust someone so when I tell you ‘I trust you.’ Don’t make me regret it.”

“我并不輕易相信別人，所以當我跟你說‘我相信你’時，別讓我后悔?！?/p>

“I made it through the day without beating anyone with a chair. I’d say my people skills are improving!.”

“我度過了沒有用椅子砸別人的一天。我想說我的社交技能正在提高！”

“Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap 8 people at once.”

“有時我希望自己是一只章魚，這樣我就能同時扇八個人了?！?/p>

“Be happy in front of people who don’t like you, ‘it kills them’.”

“在不喜歡的人面前開心，‘這會讓他們痛不欲生’。”

“Two mysterious people live in my house. Somebody & nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who.”

“兩個神秘人住在我的房子里。某人＆沒人。某人做的，沒人知道是誰?！?/p>

有沒有哪一句戳中了你呢？

（來源：網絡    編輯：yaning）