Only one who could answer
[ 2007-01-18 08:36 ]
His name was Johnny, and one day he came home from
school looking so miserable that his mother was worried. “What is wrong?” she
finally asked. Out of his trousers pocket, Johnny fished a note from the teacher
which said, “Johnny has been a very naughty boy. Please have a serious talk with
him.”
“What did you do?” asked mother.
“Nothing,” sobbed Johnny, “except that the teacher asked a
question and I was the only one who could answer it.”
“H’m,” murmured mother, “what was the question?”
“Who put the
dead mouse in my drawer?” answered Johnny.
只有他能答得出
約翰尼放學(xué)回家后臉色特別難看，他媽媽非常著急?！霸趺戳耍俊彼龁?wèn)道。約翰尼從褲兜里掏出老師的一張便條，上面寫(xiě)著：“約翰尼這孩子非常調(diào)皮，請(qǐng)認(rèn)真地和他談?wù)??！?BR>
“你干了什么？”媽媽問(wèn)道。
“沒(méi)什么，”約翰尼抽泣道，“就是老師問(wèn)了一個(gè)問(wèn)題，只有我答得出?！?BR>
“嗯，”媽媽沉吟道，“那是什么問(wèn)題呢？”
“是誰(shuí)把死耗子放在我抽屜里的？”約翰尼答道。
（通訊員華東政法學(xué)院 孫曉琳）
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