Not speaking to me [ 2006-06-20 08:00 ] A man sat at a bar, had the
saddest hangdog expression.
Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you
having troubles with your wife?" The man: "We had a fight, and she told me
that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month."
Bartender: "That
should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!"
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